Epic Randomness

rapedbyrapture:

It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life. 

The ceremony begins, and  as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…

KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.  

(via ahiru-t-gamer)

whimsicalspecks:

akitron:

buttlarious:

tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr

 #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr

(Source: tasteofavery, via ahiru-t-gamer)

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

(via serenade-0f-water)

caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

(via bulletproofcaraphernelia24)

timelordy-teganbreann:

swim-two-birds:

If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.

are you telling me that shakespeare was doing your mom jokes in his plays

(via doctorwinchesterin221b)

flaming-fagg0t:

singleplaidqueer:

bubonickitten:

riseandwrite:

calibornthisgay:

My Parents Need to Stop Touching My Stuff: The Musical

featuring the hit single “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me”

First Song: Close My Door All The Way

Secret track: “I Made A Long Distance Call To My Mother Just To Find Out Where The Hell She Put My Socks”

Big Group Number: I Know You Have A Favorite (It’s Not Me)

Dramatic song: That’s Not My Name, That’s The Dog’s

(Source: flyakamaizyolo, via mamajohnwatson)

ageofrogues:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

Huh? I thought everyone did that?

I love doing this. Especially older books.

(Source: i-will-bear-your-cumberbabies, via hey-navi-listen)